Archie Dies for Political Correctness

Archie Dies for Political Correctness

 

Riverdale’s favorite freckled redhead Archie Andrews finally grew up and then went and got himself killed, shot to death by one of those evil guns that all too frequently kill innocent people thanks to the lack of adequate gun control laws. 

Poor Arch may have lived to a ripe old age had more restrictive laws not been blocked by nasty conservatives who stupidly believe in the Second Amendment and the unalienable right to protect themselves.

At least he made a politically correct statement by taking a bullet intended for his homosexual bestie, Kevin Keller.

Archie died on Wednesday, shot at Pop Tate’s restaurant in Riverdale while protecting Keller, a politician and advocate for gay rights and gun control. 

He is survived by his wife, Veronica Andrews, née Veronica Lodge, and by his other wife, Betty Andrews, née Betty Cooper, both of whom are undoubtedly heartbroken over their, and the world’s, loss.

The ever-youthful Mr. Andrews had made a powerful affirmation, however.  He clearly showed that gay people are worth dying for and he vividly demonstrated the absolute necessity of getting guns off our streets and out of restaurants if Americans truly wanted to save lives.  If there were no guns, he would still be with us. . . . (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=38151.)